Duke Cannon The Beard That Stole Christmas
"Twas the night before Beardsmas, and all through the land, not a beard was disheveled, not even a strand."
This will be the narrative for any fellow lucky enough to open The Beard That Stole Christmas Gift Set. Modeled after the candy-infused gift books of Christmas past, this treasured keepsake contains the necessary tools for the man cultivating a world champion beard, not the uncivilized brush of a crazed mountain man. Some critics call in a "triumph of beard achievement." We call it a mighty fine gift for any fellow with a beard.
